- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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