- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Skrillex.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Sex vagina. lol.

women sports....

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

you suck

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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