What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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