- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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