Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Try it Yourself »

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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did you stub your toe?

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YO FACE

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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