"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

a woman votes!

How do you spell eight? 8

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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