Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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This is not a joke or is it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Anti Joke

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