Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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