- Anti Joke

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Has u seen my grammar?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.