Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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whos district champs not JM

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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