What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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