Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Anti Joke

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