What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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