Winter

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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The game.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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