Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What's white and gluey Glue

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Loner.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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