- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Q: knok knok A: Im home

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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