Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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