Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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David Silberberg is gay

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Wigan.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Knock knock

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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