your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Your face

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

yolo your orange looks orange

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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