- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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