- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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