What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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