what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Anti Joke

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