What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

its all aodhan

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

thumb_up thumb_down +10

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A woman leaves the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

96

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops