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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What is older than history?

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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