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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

69 is a number not a sex poshion

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

No.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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