your no better than a cockroach

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Where's my tractor?

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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