- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

you give like i give lomain

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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