- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Mitt Romney

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

President Donald Trump

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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