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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Im taking a shit right now.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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