- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

You having friends.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

A black person walks out of KFC

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

a man said hi.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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