- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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