- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Women have the right to vote.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

all your base are belong to mark

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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