A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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