You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

oh no, i've lost my tractor

A man... walks.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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