Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Black Friday

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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