- Anti Joke

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12