What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

my gramma died

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

hickory dickory dock no one cares

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Cripples are lame.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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