- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

Your existance.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

penus

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

There's a car about to hit me.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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