- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

I am a nigger.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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