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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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