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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

yes... that's the joke

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Hey, Max!!

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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