What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

No.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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