Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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willie revilame

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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I once did something.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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