why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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women rights

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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