What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Your Mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Donald Trump

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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