- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

whats worse than gill? nothing

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Take this and put it- No.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

whos district champs not JM

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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