Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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