- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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