Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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