What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Canada AYY

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Poop...

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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