Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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