What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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