Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Heartlight

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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