- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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