- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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