What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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