- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

There's a car about to hit me.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

You and your parents are going to die today

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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