A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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