Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Im black

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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