- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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