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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

So. The gays. ...

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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