Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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