- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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