Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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