why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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A midget walks under a bar

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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