What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

bees knees

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

woman's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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