What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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